Monday, February 6, 2012

Maybe I've been out in the sun too long

Idea #3:  Before I forget, these ideas are from over the last 30 years or so and in no particular order.  I bring that up because there are likely more elegant solutions to some of these problems by now. 

Years ago when I spent more time on the beach trying to get sun instead of trying to not get too much sun, I was forever putting on suntan lotion (as we called it back then).  After a liberal application I would sit down to read, take a picture, eat or engage in some other activity that involved my hands and I would either get sunscreen all over it, sand all over it or both.  

The thing that really got me thinking was when I discovered that something in sunscreen caused the ink from a National Geographic magazine come off on your hands  and get on other things like towels, chairs and your knees.
I thought, wouldn't it be great if there was a way to apply the lotion without actually touching it?  This was before spray on sunscreen (which, by the way, doesn't really solve the problem since to do it right you still have to spread it around a bit). 

I envisioned a multi-layered glove.  The inner layer protected your hand and kept it clean (like a Playtex glove), the middle layer was perforated with many small holes (a bigger Playtex glove with lots of holes).  Between these two layers was a supply of sunscreen.  The third layer was the outer layer and was made of something like terricloth.  Finally the whole thing came in a gallon size zip-lock bag.

Here, for you folks that like pictures (which I'm guessing are the same people that like maps instead of written directions), is a highly detailed engineering drawing of the inner two layers, which I'm sure is perfect for a patent application. 


Here's how it works.  Open the zip lock bag, slide your clean hand into the glove, (your hand goes right into the inner glove because the wrist area is sealed).  Pull your gloved hand out, make a fist a few times to squeeze lotion from the middle layer into the outer layer and then efficiently rub lotion all over your or someone elses (consenting) body.  When you're done, slide the whole thing back in the bag, pull out your hand and zip it up until you need more.  No more sticky bottles, no more sticky hands, no more National Geographic pictures on your thighs. 

There are many advantages: 
Less waste of lotion
More precise, uniform application
Clean hands
No more sand on your sandwich
Easy to carry and pack
Less leaking, it's already in a zip-lock bag
You can write your name on the bag

But I think the best part was the name I had for it: "A Touch of the Sun"

For packaging I see a golden glove in a clear bag with a few white clouds printed on it.  You could even color code the glove colors, the darker the glove the lower the SPF or shades of yellow through orange to red.

I'd sell them on the beach.  I see a lifeguard type person (not me), carrying a large sack and sporting one of those big foam hands like you see at sporting events.  It would be yellow with the words "A Touch of the Sun" in red printed on the finger.

Unfortunately, now my preferred sunscreen is a hat, a tee-shirt and umbrella.


  




Friday, February 3, 2012

Bob and the art of mechanical repair

Musing #1:  I was listening to a favorite radio show in the car the other day and they were talking about trying to fix a car problem.  Any idea what show this was?  Anyway, I got to thinking about fixing things around the house.  Not a broken screen or something like that, but something mechanical like a lawnmower, the garbage disposal or a VCR (yes, I still have one). 
I learned from my father that if you don't know what's wrong with some piece of equipment, there is a very good chance you can still fix it just by taking it apart and putting it back together again and not doing anything else to it.  Sometimes you find a problem you can address, but very often, nothing appears to be wrong. 
I don't know why this works, but I suspect it's similar to the old "power off reset".  You know, unplug it, count to 10 and plug it back in and...fixed...sometimes.  FYI, counting to 9 doesn't work.
I also have a variation of this that I assume is unique to me.  It's the flip the lawnmower technique.  My dad gave me an old Lawnboy when I bought my first house.  It was, shall we say, unpredictable. It would be running great, but stop to empty the grass bag and you might not be finishing the lawn.  One time when it wouldn't start, out of frustration, I grabbed the handle and just gave it a twirl, flipping the mower 360 degrees and landing it hard back on its wheels.  Next pull, started right up.  There's probably some complex fuel flow explanation, but who cares, it worked and it worked regularly.  Had to buy wheels a little more often though.